Empty Inbox

My inbox is empty. There's been a dry spell of emails all week - I imagine my email thinks that the Internet has died or something.

And I just checked my Trash folder, looking for KLI posts. Hell, it says something when even the trash folder is empty.

Not so much "Bah! Humbug!" as "Pfeh! Bollocks!"

Having just seen a stream of adverts showing family Christmases, all of which look like utter nightmares, I have to post here to state that you have no idea, absolutely no idea, how much I utterly loathe Christmas.

Truly, seriously, I hate it with a passion. Xmas and December 31st / January 1st both. I really loathe this whole holiday season.

I Need To Floss

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That's why I bring them home after trapping them and eat them there.