Average Brit Is Average

[fiat_knox]

Average Brit Spends Year In Pub

I remember this time last year when Average Brit first entered the pub amid much fanfare. Now, one year later, he emerges, blinking into the light, having spent his one year in the pub.

A staggering achievement.

Average Brit was understandably elated by the accolades piled upon him. He is reported to have said to journalists "Thanks. It's been a brilliant year. I'd like to thank everyone for making this possible. Now I think I'll just nip down to the pub to celebrate."