Today's Scope Weather Forecast

[fiat_knox]

You are greatly interested in technological breakthroughs and modernity, dear Cancer, especially if it has a beneficial influence on individuals. As you also concern yourself with social issues and subjects like psychology and spiritual therapies you realize the importance of progress in these areas in the future, and where you fit in.
Today, it will begin moderately accurate, slowly changing as an ambiguity front moves across from the west, finally settling down to a state of confusing this evening with some light outbreaks of vague and the odd rumble of contradictory.

Tomorrow morning, newspaper journalists assigned to writing horoscopes will throw their hands up in despair as all their precious time spent crafting out oracular words will be for naught as a machine is invented which can do the same thing using a semi-random word generator, using a randomiser key set to an initial seed value of the string "bullshit."