A Few New Vices

[fiat_knox]

There's a young lass who works at the Deli Express in town. She is pretty, but she has no discernible vices. She doesn't appear to drink, she does not smoke, she does not gamble or, it would appear, go out much.

Oh, the temptation to take her under my wing and introduce her to some interesting vices ...

Would anyone here care to volunteer which one I should tempt her with first? :)

Comments

[cdave]

I'd always thought it was pretentious calling them "Sandwich artists", but if she can express her moral purity through the medium of bread and cold meats, I may have to review me previous opinions.

[fiat-knox.livejournal.com]

She slings a mean cup of coffee. Keeps me coming back to the place for more.

And what makes the trip complete? Her smile is so innocent. It's a pleasure just getting her to laugh.

[martinhazel.livejournal.com]

Arthur Dent was the sandwich maker, come on, he didn't do anything as pretensious as call himself an artist :)