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"Pet" girl kicked off bus for wearing leash

2 hours, 9 minutes ago

A British bus company has apologized to a girl who is led around on a leash by her boyfriend and describes herself as a human pet after one of its drivers threw her off a bus.

Tasha Maltby, 19, told British newspapers she was the "pet" of her 25-year-old fiance Dani Graves.

Pictures showed her dressed in black Gothic-style clothing with silver buckles on a silver chain -- which the driver of a bus from the firm Arriva took exception to.

She told the Daily Mail newspaper Wednesday she was thrown off and told: "We don't let freaks and dogs like you on."

Arriva would not comment on specifics but said it apologized if the couple felt they had been discriminated against. It added, however, that the driver was worried about safety and the company told Maltby to take the leash off in the future.

"We have spoken to the driver who has talked about health and safety," a spokesman said. "Should she be attached to a chain and something happens on the bus, that could be dangerous. All we are saying is that she is very welcome to use the buses but not when she is on her lead."

Maltby -- who lives on state benefits and got engaged in November -- said her choice of lifestyle might seem unusual but was harmless.

"I am a pet," she told the Daily Mail. "I generally act animal-like and I lead a really easy life. I don't cook or clean and I don't go anywhere without Dani. It might seem strange but it makes us both happy. It's my culture and my choice. It isn't hurting anyone."

(Editing by Michael Winfrey)

Copyright © 2008 Reuters Limited. All rights reserved.

naaila, this doesn't mean I'm getting ideas. I already had them a while back. I've got even more fun ideas now ... :D

I'd also better not show the bus driver the chain I use to keep my trousers up.

I also have this thing for wearing ties made of cord tied in a hangman's noose knot, like a native of al-Amarja. Better not be wearing one of them down to Bridgend though.

Maybe I'll create a new tie myself, made of a length of chain. Yes, that'll do nicely ... :D

Edit: Courtesy of

pete23 comes this link and the picture below:-

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you're missing the good links, with the pictures!

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haha getting shorter by the minute...and what ideas have u in that head of yours Mister? Do tell so we can start living some of them :) xxx

I'll tell you about some of them when next we meet, lover. ;)

Meantime, that book idea's a serious one. I will need research, and that means possibly inviting you up to my place some time.

I'll think up a pretext.

well now you do have me intrigued...how do you think I would look in that getup? collar included :) xx

Why, honey, you'd look just like my first wife. :D

Only let me think of something even more fun and original for the two of us ...

Besides, the outfit you were in when I had that dream of the two of us tag teaming that hotel was actually white.

This story is all over LJ today!
Trust the Daily Wail to mention that they "live on state benefits": I guess as they're not Muslims or asylum seekers it was the only straw they could grasp at to signal their status as the Enemy.

You can thank

pete23 for breaking the news to me. His LJ entry was the first one I saw carrying the news link.

"I'd also better not show the bus driver the chain I use to keep my trousers up."

No, not a good idea - your trousers would fall down!!

My life's bad enough already, like I need to be seen waddling along like a penguin with my trousers round my ankles as well ...

"Ah, Vicar, I see you'fe found the sherry bottle."

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