I used to have 'Competent Java programmer' on my CV, on the basis that I had once managed to scrape through an exam in which you were allowed to take in a cheat sheet with loads of samples of code scribbled on it. This stayed there for years until a friend of mine pointed out that what I actually meant was 'Incompetent Java programmer'.
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