Photoshopped - "Hands Of God"

This appeared on Hotmail, and it purports to show two hands in the cloud, parting the heavens.

The poker faced commentary beneath reads as follows:-

"It might only convince you if you squint, but this picture did the chain email rounds as a genuine, miraculous snapshot.

It later became clear that the creator of the image, which was originally produced for shacknews.com, had not intended for it to be taken seriously."

Erm, it's a cloud goatse photo, peeps. How could anyone take it seriously?

Oh ... and one more photo, right at the end of the article, which should amuse many. It certainly amuses me:-

How do you describe yourselves?

When someone asks you "What do you do?" how do you respond?

Me, I say "I'm an artist," or more often "I'm a warlock."

Reason?

If you tell a pretty woman you're an I.T. graduate, and she invites you in to her place, guaranteed she only wants you there so you can fix her internet connection for free.

And if you say any other profession, chances are you'll only be invited in to look after the kids otherwise.

But warlocks and artists? They both hang around naked people a lot. And they're not expected to know much I.T.

The downside is, you don't often get invited to pretty ladies' apartments. The upside is, when you do, the evening is pretty much guaranteed to be far more interesting. Whatever you end up doing.

So, I reiterate: When someone asks you "What do you do?" how do you respond?