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Writer's Block: God For a Day
Aug. 7th, 2008 11:50 am[Error: unknown template qotd]
1. Let Lucifer out of Hell, bring all those damned souls out of The Pit and close the gates on Hell's real estate, forever.
Well maybe I'd keep it open just long enough to drop every single religious fundamentalist who murdered, raped, maimed, branded, enslaved, or even belittled another human being, or slaughtered an animal, or destroyed a plant, on "religious grounds" ... then, when they're all secured inside, crush Hell into a singularity point and recycle the ensuing torrent of cleansed soul material, freed from dogma and religious "convert or die" moronity.
I'm sure the plasm could be out to good use in the new extension being built in Heaven. We need new dishrags and shovels, and a latrine facility for the builders.
2. Tidy up Heaven. It's going to get mighty crowded, if there's nowhere else to go.
3. Prove to the atheists that I really don't exist ... then just stand there waving to them and yelling "Coo-ee! I'm not here! Can you see me?" for the rest of the day.
Honestly. :)
1. Let Lucifer out of Hell, bring all those damned souls out of The Pit and close the gates on Hell's real estate, forever.
Well maybe I'd keep it open just long enough to drop every single religious fundamentalist who murdered, raped, maimed, branded, enslaved, or even belittled another human being, or slaughtered an animal, or destroyed a plant, on "religious grounds" ... then, when they're all secured inside, crush Hell into a singularity point and recycle the ensuing torrent of cleansed soul material, freed from dogma and religious "convert or die" moronity.
I'm sure the plasm could be out to good use in the new extension being built in Heaven. We need new dishrags and shovels, and a latrine facility for the builders.
2. Tidy up Heaven. It's going to get mighty crowded, if there's nowhere else to go.
3. Prove to the atheists that I really don't exist ... then just stand there waving to them and yelling "Coo-ee! I'm not here! Can you see me?" for the rest of the day.
Honestly. :)
