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fiat_knoxIt reminds me of the story of the Cyclops family. One day, Cyclops Jnr comes in crying his eye out. Cyclops Sr takes him under his wing and asks him what happened.
Cyclops Jr wipes away a single tear and says "I was in a toy store, and another boy said something horrible about me!"
So they all went over to the toy store. Mr and Mrs Cyclops and Cyclops Sprog. And there, they saw the other boy, coming out with his parents, wheeling a big red bike.
"Are you sure it's this one you wanted for your birthday?" the boy's father says to the young lad with the bike.
"Yeah," the lad says. "Like I told you, that's the one I'd get."
Cyclops Jr wipes away a single tear and says "I was in a toy store, and another boy said something horrible about me!"
So they all went over to the toy store. Mr and Mrs Cyclops and Cyclops Sprog. And there, they saw the other boy, coming out with his parents, wheeling a big red bike.
"Are you sure it's this one you wanted for your birthday?" the boy's father says to the young lad with the bike.
"Yeah," the lad says. "Like I told you, that's the one I'd get."
