Who Would I Be?
Dec. 10th, 2004 07:17 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
fiat_knoxIf I had all the power and wealth I wished for at my disposal?
Well, I think there'd have to be some sort of desk and a big chair. Minions in abundance. Well - paid, healthy, fit, intelligent minions with pension schemes and a purpose in their lives - to serve me.
My room would be brilliantly lit by an eastward - facing window during the day. My interviews would be held in the mornings, with that sun shining uninterrupted through that window into the faces of all who are summoned to my presence.
I would have a tendency to lean forwards, attentively listening, and steeple my hands thoughtfully.
A lot.
I would lose the ability to smile. Hells, I hardly use it anyways.
And oh, the music I would listen to!
You know, the music the villain always seems to have in the background when he leans forwards out of the shadows, so you see his face for the first time.
*ahem* I. Want. To. Be. A. Megalomaniac. Villain!
Thank you.
Well, I think there'd have to be some sort of desk and a big chair. Minions in abundance. Well - paid, healthy, fit, intelligent minions with pension schemes and a purpose in their lives - to serve me.
My room would be brilliantly lit by an eastward - facing window during the day. My interviews would be held in the mornings, with that sun shining uninterrupted through that window into the faces of all who are summoned to my presence.
I would have a tendency to lean forwards, attentively listening, and steeple my hands thoughtfully.
A lot.
I would lose the ability to smile. Hells, I hardly use it anyways.
And oh, the music I would listen to!
You know, the music the villain always seems to have in the background when he leans forwards out of the shadows, so you see his face for the first time.
*ahem* I. Want. To. Be. A. Megalomaniac. Villain!
Thank you.
