fiat_knox: silhouette of myself taken at sunrise (Default)
... that I need to get my eyes tested.

Just today, I spotted a pack of this hair colour stuff my sister uses on the side unit. She uses this stuff by L'Oreal, and the blonde on the side of the box is the inspiration for the receptionist character in one of my stories, which you will find here.

Point is, briefly, before my eyes adjusted, the words on the box looked like "L'Oreal Rectal Preference."

Like I said ... I really need to get my eyes tested.
fiat_knox: silhouette of myself taken at sunrise (Default)
I sometimes think I need to get my eyes tested.

Occasionally, I wander into my local newsagents, for various reasons. In order to get to the magazines I want to look at, I have to pass by these other magazines. The more specialised ones, catering for niche activities such as horse riding, macrame and sailing. Things like that.

Recently, I spotted a magazine devoted to what I thought was ... well, suffice it to say that I had to take a second glance at the title of the magazine before determining that its title was, in fact, Total CARP.

And people sometimes wonder why I sometimes wander about the streets laughing for no apparent reason ...

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