Funny One Liners

[fiat_knox]

This one's an excellent piece of dialogue from The Order of The Stick:

Redcloak (to the Archfiend, the Lich Zykon, now little more than a soul in a bottle): "I can't help but notice that your sense of team spirit is inversely proportionate to your number of functioning appegdages, sir."

The Archfiend Zykon (for it is he): "Cute. Did you actually grow a spine there, Redcloak?"

Redcloak: "Perhaps I just got hit with a piece of yours when you exploded, sir."

:D Priceless!