Lurgey Report

[fiat_knox]

 

So, I have this abysmal, wretched lurgey which has been going around. From what I hear, it has already spread to all corners of the globe quicker than the Andromeda Strain or news of Benjamin Netanyahu's continued good health.

Sometimes, bloody awful things happen to good people, or at least agents of chaos, mischief, shenanigans, and generalised wickedness such as myself, and the evil fuckers waltz off without so much as a sniffle.

So I am sick and twisted; but once this virus has been shaken off, I shall be back to just being twisted.