Some Stolen Santa Stuff

[fiat_knox]

... gacked from kris_ether - I know it's more minus points, but as you'll see below, extra demerits would be irrelevant at this point:-

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! Last month I didn't flush (-1 points). In January I pushed uncut_diamond in the mud (-17 points). Last Tuesday on a flight to Bangladesh, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). In October I helped geomant across the street (6 points). In August I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). Overall, I've been naughty an absolutely drokkin shamelessly and unambiguously evil git (-60 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking a medal! Sincerely, fiat_knox

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Edits have been made by me. :) Note, I didn't edit any of the scores, or attempt to alleviate the result.

I think I've found the Eighth Deadly Sin I set out to discover at the start of this year after all.

Exaggeration.