Fear God

[fiat_knox]

This was something I posted on this thread:

"Fear God.

"Not the Church, which is only run by mortals anyway.

"You can outrun a randy mortal. Hell, you could even outrun a randy Chuck Norris.

"But you can't outrun a randy God, because God. Is. Everywhere."

Comments

[sandchigger.livejournal.com]

That rather depends on the god doesn't it? And if a randy god wants to be inside you, and he's already everywhere, well... you're pretty much fucked aren't you? (Pun most assuredly intended)

Yup

[fiat-knox.livejournal.com]

Before you'd even started running.