Today's Scope Weather Forecast
Dec. 11th, 2009 01:16 pmToday, it will begin moderately accurate, slowly changing as an ambiguity front moves across from the west, finally settling down to a state of confusing this evening with some light outbreaks of vague and the odd rumble of contradictory.
Tomorrow morning, newspaper journalists assigned to writing horoscopes will throw their hands up in despair as all their precious time spent crafting out oracular words will be for naught as a machine is invented which can do the same thing using a semi-random word generator, using a randomiser key set to an initial seed value of the string "bullshit."