Rounding Off (to the nearest integer ...)

Something to amuse you while I sneak off and catch some Z's. Thanks to some ill-thought timing, I planted a couple of SPP seeds in the garden, little realising that they would mature, well, just now.

So, in keeping with the occasion, some ... dogs:-

I assure you, they made me laugh. And I know now what time it is. The neighbour just pounded on their floor asking me if I knew that it is 02:30 in the morning.

Very kind of her to let me know.

The Great Summer 2010 Hoax: HOPA Girl

So yesterday, an entertaining meme flashed its way across Facebook. Some young girl had quit her job, and exposed her boss as a Farmville addict and scoundrel with bad breath.

She introduced us to a new pejorative term: HOPA. Hot Piece of Ass.

However, imagine my disappointment when the whole thing turned out to be an elaborate hoax. "Jenny" wasn't even "Jenny" at all, but an out-of-work actress called Elyse Porterfield.

So there you have it. All over, folks. Move along. Nothing to see here.