A roundup of the news to date on this June 1, 2012:-
Apethorpe Hall, on sale for £2,500,000 - 48 rooms, no bog
Sesame Street Music As Torture
I'll probably stumble across more reports of dumb people as the day wears on. Meanwhile, Gideon Osborne and David Camoron are still incompetent dicks, Ian Dickhead-Shit is a Dickensian caricature in the mode of Mister Micawber, the world is stunned by revelations that the Pope is a Catholic, and scientists have unveiled strong evidence of sylvan ursine defecation.