My tweets

• Sun, 00:47: RT @NaNoWriMo: We’re well into (or almost at the end of, if you live in the future) our last NaNoWriMo weekend. Is your word count where ...
• Sun, 00:55: RT @SarcasticRover: Getting humans on Mars is super easy… getting them here alive and not all dead and gross and squished - that's harder.
• Sun, 00:56: RT @SarcasticRover: I'm sorry, but I cannot be held responsible if you make my tweets unfunny by not reading them better.
• Sun, 00:56: RT @BolsoverBeast: Is this the Britain YOU want? NHS: creeping privatisation. Education: tuition fees, academies. Councils: cutting serv ...
• Sun, 01:03: My 'rents had the best day today. 50th golden wedding anniversary. They had a great day. I'm glad. They deserved it.
• Sun, 01:05: My 'rents' golden wedding anniversary fell on the exact day of the week - Saturday - as their wedding day half a century ago.
• Sun, 01:10: Fun with Glitter, 1:- Put some in your pocket. When asked for change, take some out and scatter it about. #glitter #fun
• Sun, 01:12: Fun with Glitter, 2:- Secrete some in your hands. Bring hands in front of nose as if to sneeze.Blow glitter everywhere. #glitter #fun
• Sun, 01:13: Fun with Glitter, 3:- Put some on your shoulder. I someone asks what that is, look up, brush shoulder, yell "Oh! Fairies!" #glitter #fun
• Sun, 01:15: Conversation today: "Oh, Larry Hagman died. Liver cancer, cirrhosis. What did you order?" Me: "Braised liver." #goldenwedding #fun

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