Short Men Jealous - Who, Moi?

[fiat_knox]

Come again, Squire?

I'm 5' 2" - below the national height average of 5' 9" by some seven inches. My girlfriend is the most beautiful woman I have ever seen.

I make people laugh, sometimes just by breathing. Short men are supposed to outlive taller men - and since I diet, don't drink and don't smoke, I'm well in there. I'm left handed, with a very high IQ.

Oh, and I'm Welsh.

Because of that last part, people should be jealous of me.

Edit: And yet, they're not, and I don't encourage envy or jealousy in anyone.

You're on my f'list for a reason, peeps. Whatever that reason was or is, whether I can remember it or not, you're here and I'm excluding nobody from the parade. There's no time for jealousy. You're all with me till the end of the road.

Wherever that is. :)

Comments

[lemuria.livejournal.com]

There seems to be a lot of 'may be' and 'likely to' in that report, not to mention crude stereotyping.
I like the fact that the lead researcher is called Abraham Buunk.

Buunk

[fiat-knox.livejournal.com]

He does come off as a bit of a knuub, doesn't he? :D

[naaila.livejournal.com]

for a 5'2" welsh plainclothes clown, you sure have nothing to fear...never will i find someone as unique as you, guaranteed :) xxx