"She Must Have Some Fucking Neck"

[fiat_knox]

- My exact words, when I heard this woman's speech

The lump sum comprises £14m for Mills's income needs – put by the judgment at £600,000 per year – and £2.5m to buy a property in London.

The settlement involves McCartney paying for Beatrice's nanny and school fees, as well as £35,000 a year directly for her.

Mills made it plain she thought this was a derisory sum. "Beatrice only gets £35,000 a year - so obviously she's meant to travel B class while her father travels A class, but obviously I will pay for that," she said.

Yes, you fucking should pay for your own flights, you grasping cow.

Now if she'd turned around and said something like "X million of this is going to Amputee Awareness", or "I will Match It For Pratchett and contribute X million to Alzheimer's Research because I really don't need the money," I would have retained my open minded attitude and kept on giving her the benefit of the doubt.

But she only just brought it all down to money for her. Money, and sticking it to her man.

And it finally clinched what Mum and everyone around me has been saying - only, where they have said this with an underlying sense of envy, I now say this with the cold voice of calculated disinterest.

She Only Married Him To
Screw Him Over With The Divorce Settlement

Much as I may harbour a dislike for most British redtop journalism, I guess I must concede here that, this time, they may well have got this woman's metastable, mercenary, gold digging character nailed.