Two conversations I had ...
Jan. 31st, 2009 10:06 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
fiat_knox... in my dream.
Someone: "I am sorry, but seeing as you're an atheist I didn't get you any choccy eggs for Easter."
Me: "That's all right. I'm allergic to chocolate anyway."
and ...
Someone: "But ... those two siblings can't marry! That's incest!"
Me: "Well, why not?"
Someone: "Why not? I'll tell you why not! Because ... well ... what if they had a baby between them?"
Me: "That's not likely to happen."
Someone: "Why not?"
Me: "Well, for a start, both brothers use condoms ..."
Someone: "I am sorry, but seeing as you're an atheist I didn't get you any choccy eggs for Easter."
Me: "That's all right. I'm allergic to chocolate anyway."
and ...
Someone: "But ... those two siblings can't marry! That's incest!"
Me: "Well, why not?"
Someone: "Why not? I'll tell you why not! Because ... well ... what if they had a baby between them?"
Me: "That's not likely to happen."
Someone: "Why not?"
Me: "Well, for a start, both brothers use condoms ..."
