I got bored today with all the people who had their answering machines on all the time, and sang verses of jewelry-related songs to the machines when they beeped. At least five people today have been informed that a kiss on the hand may be quite continental, but diamonds are a girl's best friend, and at J's Jewelry, we have the most competitive prices for certified diamonds in town.
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branchandroot
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Date: 2009-05-08 05:06 am (UTC)I should get paid more for this service, I think.