The Plainclothes Clown

 
 

This dream was short but sweet.

I'd been invited here by @scarlipswolfwife for some reason. I'd had no idea why she was here in the UK, but I jumped at the chance to meet her in person. So I turned up, and there she was, with some guy I'd never met before but who looked like the actor Tom Hardy. There were other people there, too, and one of them handed me a wireless headset and mike to put on.

Then T. told me to go onto the stage and asked me if I could extemporise a marriage rite. There were red silk strips and assorted paraphernalia on a table. I realised that this wasn't a rehearsal, but I was actually there to marry T. and the handsome stranger. I got a good vibe from the guy. He looked like he genuinely loved T., and it would have been a good union, so I got on the stage, looked at the crowd, and called for their undivided attention.

I went through the whole ritual, too, making it up on the spot. I summoned T. and the groom onto the stage, and basically got through the whole ritual, though I woke up before T. and the guy who looked like Tom Hardy could kiss.