Tiger Beer ... Horoscope???
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nematoddity's journal.
A beer company. Doing horoscopes.
Of course, my Eastern sign is Rabbit, and my Western sign is Cancer, meaning that my East/West horoscope is "Lab Rabbit."
*ahem* Sorry.
And here's my reading:
Everybody can count on you to make things right. That's because you're an expert at fixing other people's mistakes. You're often the one to dispense money or advice to people in need. Normally, helping others gives you a profound sense of fulfillment, but it can also cloud your priorities sometimes.
Romance is very important to you, and you may seek to be in a serious relationship at a very early age. Do your best to find a mate who knows how to give as well as receive. Having someone wait on you from time to time will remind you that your own needs are just as important as everybody else's. Don't be shy about pampering yourself, either. Going out for gourmet meals at fine restaurants may be one of your favorite forms of indulgence. Sharing, caring people are good friendship material for you. Geminis, Cancerians, Librans, and Pisceans should make up the better part of your social circle. Romantically, you are most drawn to Pisceans, who seem to know what you're thinking before you even say a word. Anybody with a strong intuition and compassionate heart would make a good mate for you.
One of the most effective ways to attain distinction is to have a successful career. Blessed with considerable leadership ability, you would make an excellent hospital administrator, chief executive officer, or Broadway show producer. You would also do well in a hierarchical professional environment, such as the military or police force. Don't worry if you have to start out at the very bottom of the heap. Talent like yours always rises to the top.
Damn. Accurate, too. This is what you get when someone starts taking the time to do horoscopes right, and not just extract the urine.
nematoddity's journal.A beer company. Doing horoscopes.
Of course, my Eastern sign is Rabbit, and my Western sign is Cancer, meaning that my East/West horoscope is "Lab Rabbit."
*ahem* Sorry.
And here's my reading:
Everybody can count on you to make things right. That's because you're an expert at fixing other people's mistakes. You're often the one to dispense money or advice to people in need. Normally, helping others gives you a profound sense of fulfillment, but it can also cloud your priorities sometimes.
Romance is very important to you, and you may seek to be in a serious relationship at a very early age. Do your best to find a mate who knows how to give as well as receive. Having someone wait on you from time to time will remind you that your own needs are just as important as everybody else's. Don't be shy about pampering yourself, either. Going out for gourmet meals at fine restaurants may be one of your favorite forms of indulgence. Sharing, caring people are good friendship material for you. Geminis, Cancerians, Librans, and Pisceans should make up the better part of your social circle. Romantically, you are most drawn to Pisceans, who seem to know what you're thinking before you even say a word. Anybody with a strong intuition and compassionate heart would make a good mate for you.
One of the most effective ways to attain distinction is to have a successful career. Blessed with considerable leadership ability, you would make an excellent hospital administrator, chief executive officer, or Broadway show producer. You would also do well in a hierarchical professional environment, such as the military or police force. Don't worry if you have to start out at the very bottom of the heap. Talent like yours always rises to the top.
Damn. Accurate, too. This is what you get when someone starts taking the time to do horoscopes right, and not just extract the urine.
