Dream last night
Jul. 13th, 2006 12:09 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
fiat_knoxLast night, I found myself telling this joke:
This man attends a banquet. He sits at the table, and he sees that the menu consists of all these names - the names of children's authors and their creations.
So he looks to the waiter, and says "I'll have myself a Narnia starter, the rack of Aslan, the braised Pullman and, for dessert, I'll have a Lemon Snicket."
He gets to the dessert, and he washes it down with a pint of Old Amber Spyglass. But then he starts looking a bit queasy.
So the waiter comes up to him, and offers the dessert trolley again, but the man waves him off and says, "Oh, no thanks. I couldn't eat another thing. My stomach's Rowling."
This man attends a banquet. He sits at the table, and he sees that the menu consists of all these names - the names of children's authors and their creations.
So he looks to the waiter, and says "I'll have myself a Narnia starter, the rack of Aslan, the braised Pullman and, for dessert, I'll have a Lemon Snicket."
He gets to the dessert, and he washes it down with a pint of Old Amber Spyglass. But then he starts looking a bit queasy.
So the waiter comes up to him, and offers the dessert trolley again, but the man waves him off and says, "Oh, no thanks. I couldn't eat another thing. My stomach's Rowling."
