Sunday Horoscope

[fiat_knox]

You tend to be intuitive by nature, dear Cancer, but today you could receive psychic impressions by the dozen. You might even experience visions or hear voices. Don't worry - you aren't going crazy! You do, however, need to pay attention to these messages. They may have immense personal significance and could even affect the planet as a whole. If you can't make sense of them, write them down. It will all come clear to you later.

So, then, what are you trying to say, that visions of having sex with Amanda from Home & Away will save the planet?

I'll drink to that ...

Comments

[sandchigger.livejournal.com]

Seriously, you should go hunt this Amanda woman down and explain to her that only your dirty man-love can save the planet. Because I've never seen one of my friends on television after having been arrested for stalking.