Funny One Liners

This one's an excellent piece of dialogue from The Order of The Stick:

Redcloak (to the Archfiend, the Lich Zykon, now little more than a soul in a bottle): "I can't help but notice that your sense of team spirit is inversely proportionate to your number of functioning appegdages, sir."

The Archfiend Zykon (for it is he): "Cute. Did you actually grow a spine there, Redcloak?"

Redcloak: "Perhaps I just got hit with a piece of yours when you exploded, sir."

:D Priceless!

Outrageous News, Part 1

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The Damned Don't Cry - lyricage from Visage

Travelling with no destination
No place to go
Nameless towns with faceless people
No place I know

Time to close my mind and drift off
To other scenes
Lose myself in glossy pages
Dull magazines

Moments pass by, oh so slowly
Makes me lonely too
(Ah ah ah)
Twisting street light, in the darkness
Makes me lonely too

(Ah ah ah ah)
The Damned Don't Cry
(Ah ah)
No The Damned Don't Cry

(No The Damned Don't Cry)
(No The Damned Don't Cry)

Climbing smoke climbs upward slowly
Past my trembling face
I see myself in rain soaked windows
In a different place

Single heartbeats in the dim light
Makes me lonely too
(Ah ah ah)
Hearing sounds of celebrations
Makes me lonely too

(Ah ah ah ah)
The Damned Don't Cry
(Ah ah)
No The Damned Don't Cry

(No The Damned Don't Cry)
(No The Damned Don't Cry)

(No The Damned Don't Cry) Oh The Damned Don't Cry
(No The Damned Don't Cry) Oh The Damned Don't Cry
(No The Damned Don't Cry) Oh The Damned Don't Cry
(No The Damned Don't Cry) Oh The Damned Don't Cry

Damned Don't Cry
Damned Don't Cry
Damned Don't Cry
Damned Don't Cry