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Bendy Bus Atheist Slogan Generator







ETA: Moved these pics to an ImageShack account, because these guys' poor server's taking a pasting, according to their website.

Writer's Block: Spoilers Below the Cut

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Well, I have lied to people, told them that certain characters were going to die in a season opener, when plainly they were not.

Though I kept schtum ... completely schtum ... when my Mum started watching the opening episode of CSI in Vegas. I did not want to spoil it for her. Not. One. Bit.

Two conversations I had ...

... in my dream.

Someone: "I am sorry, but seeing as you're an atheist I didn't get you any choccy eggs for Easter."

Me: "That's all right. I'm allergic to chocolate anyway."

and ...

Someone: "But ... those two siblings can't marry! That's incest!"

Me: "Well, why not?"

Someone: "Why not? I'll tell you why not! Because ... well ... what if they had a baby between them?"

Me: "That's not likely to happen."

Someone: "Why not?"

Me: "Well, for a start, both brothers use condoms ..."

New Bus Bendiness

I'd heard that this was a fail, but ...

"Off the ice like a bolting carthorse. Some people think he skates like one."