There's gratitude for you ...

Dog owner killed by the very beasts he saved from death

Of course the dogs were summarily destroyed afterwards: their killing their owner being an act of stupidity that I would imagine ranks alongside deliberately letting all the air out of your life jacket while you were still in the ocean ...

"Sorry to disappoint you, but Stalin is dead ..."

Food News today:-

Brits Moving Away From Butties, Or Just More Journalistic Bollocks?

McD's Italian burger trashed - McD arselicker rounds on critics

"With regret, we are forced to deliver bad news to [the Guardian's food writer Matthew Fort and other critics from the Italian cultural left wing]: Stalin is dead. And we can safely bet he never set foot in a McDonald's."

And my reply:

"With regret, people who have a love for real food have to deliver bad news to the corporate arselicking agriculture minister: we know Stalin is dead, and before he died he murdered a lot of people. And we can safely say that if he had set foot in a McDonalds, the accumulation of cholesterol from all that junk food McDonalds serves would have mercifully despatched Stalin from this world before he'd had the chance to turn into the monster history remembers him as."

Sad Language News

And now some sad language news:-

Last Andaman Island Speaker of Ancient Bo Language Dies

Ancient Andaman Island dialect extinct after last speaker dies

The Tcho-Tchos, however, are likely still around ...