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Political Parties - A Reasoned Analogy
Jun. 7th, 2010 05:47 pmWish people could see the truth about these political parties. I describe them in terms of being like soft drinks.
Tories = fizzy pop classic. Bog standard swill, mainstream, everybody drinks it, practically mandatory, full of chemical crap, bad for everybody but it's the only crap on the menu.
UKIP = fizzy pop classic but they sell it to you with a twist of lime in the neck of the bottle. Otherwise, same crap as the bog standard muck of the classic pop.
BNP = sugar free fizzy pop. All the cane sugar sucrose taken out and replaced with aspartame, which leaves a foul taste in your mouth and gives you brain cancer if you drink too much of it.
Labour - the only good stuff on the menu, but the barrel they were serving it from is old and the current batch has gone off. Started to taste too much like the fizzy pop.
Lib Dem - you paid for Buxton Spring, you got Dasani tap water. Worse, they've gone and mixed it with fizzy pop classic so it tastes like diluted fizzy pop: stale, flat, awful bitter aftertaste from the start, still full of crap. Here comes the brain cancer.
Tories = fizzy pop classic. Bog standard swill, mainstream, everybody drinks it, practically mandatory, full of chemical crap, bad for everybody but it's the only crap on the menu.
UKIP = fizzy pop classic but they sell it to you with a twist of lime in the neck of the bottle. Otherwise, same crap as the bog standard muck of the classic pop.
BNP = sugar free fizzy pop. All the cane sugar sucrose taken out and replaced with aspartame, which leaves a foul taste in your mouth and gives you brain cancer if you drink too much of it.
Labour - the only good stuff on the menu, but the barrel they were serving it from is old and the current batch has gone off. Started to taste too much like the fizzy pop.
Lib Dem - you paid for Buxton Spring, you got Dasani tap water. Worse, they've gone and mixed it with fizzy pop classic so it tastes like diluted fizzy pop: stale, flat, awful bitter aftertaste from the start, still full of crap. Here comes the brain cancer.
