Nov. 17th, 2010

fiat_knox: silhouette of myself taken at sunrise (Default)
A brief guide on how we Brits weight our news stories to US citizens.

The general formula for weighting disasters' newsworthiness seems to be:-

10,000 foreign people dead in the Far East = 100 foreign people dead in the Middle East = 1 crashed coachload of foreign kids = 1 dead celeb.

Adding one dead Brit bumps up the news one category. Two or more, and it's headline news.

The general formula for weighting sporting events' newsworthiness seems to be:-

If the winner comes from Wales, Scotland or Ireland, it's a win for Britain.

If the winner comes from England, it's a win for England.

If the sportsperson is a loser and comes from Wales, Scotland or Ireland, it's a loss for Wales, Scotland or Ireland.

If the sportsperson is a loser and comes from England, it's a loss for Great Britain.

Just so you know.

Horror

Nov. 17th, 2010 06:53 am
fiat_knox: silhouette of myself taken at sunrise (Default)
After a time, the horror just got too much ...

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