Shopping in Asda
Jan. 21st, 2008 08:20 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
fiat_knoxThat's Wal-Mart if you're a Usarian. :)
Step 1 when shopping at Asda. Wander in listening to the Eagles' "Journey of the Sorcerer" on MP3.
Step 2. Walk in like you own the place. Which, if you're listening to that track, you'll feel like you do.
Step 3. Be gracious to people. Let them slide past you with their trolleys. Don't butt in.
Step 4. Vanish into the crowd. Your former old enemies won't even recognise you.
One downer. No mackerel fillets in brine. I was looking forward to opening a tin of mackerel fillets. Unlike the likes of, oh, Jamie Oliver, I don't care if they aren't freshly plucked out of the ocean, smacked against the side of the boat and gutted before my eyes - although it might be interesting to observe the process, I really would just prefer the finished product, kthxbai.
At least I got broad beans and more butter beans, anyway.
Step 1 when shopping at Asda. Wander in listening to the Eagles' "Journey of the Sorcerer" on MP3.
Step 2. Walk in like you own the place. Which, if you're listening to that track, you'll feel like you do.
Step 3. Be gracious to people. Let them slide past you with their trolleys. Don't butt in.
Step 4. Vanish into the crowd. Your former old enemies won't even recognise you.
One downer. No mackerel fillets in brine. I was looking forward to opening a tin of mackerel fillets. Unlike the likes of, oh, Jamie Oliver, I don't care if they aren't freshly plucked out of the ocean, smacked against the side of the boat and gutted before my eyes - although it might be interesting to observe the process, I really would just prefer the finished product, kthxbai.
At least I got broad beans and more butter beans, anyway.
