Health and Safety, and all that shite

[fiat_knox]

Bans on toilet roll tubes in schools. Bans on those cardboard egg holders. Teachers have to wear safety goggles to put up a poster. One teacher received a five page document instructing him on how to use a glue stick.

Will somebody please just shut these Health & Safety morons down, on the grounds that they are a danger to themselves and to others and therefore need to be sectioned under the Mental Health Act?