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No. Car ownership is seriously overrated, and economically not worth the hassle unless my job required me to do a lot of travelling, in which case I'd have to make sure that my vehicle had better pay for itself within six months of purchase.

What the car looks like, colour, leg room, top speed, acceleration, BHP and what kind of satnav it has are irrelevant. It's just a fucking car. Not a wife or daughter, or a pet that will trust you and return your affections.

Even if I had a car, I'd refuse to name the flaming thing. It's just a tool. A conveyance. No more.

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Date: 2010-01-03 03:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pete23.livejournal.com
Out of interest, how does this reconcile with naming your camera?

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Date: 2010-01-03 04:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fiat-knox.livejournal.com
My camera is not a status device / faux phallic symbol. Jeremy Clarkson doesn't have a series devoted to cameras. And in 1984 they didn't devote an entire worship service in Canterbury Cathedral to one hundred years of the camera.

People worship cars, often more than their cultures' tribal deities. The only thing people seem to worship more is television, and I don't particularly care much for TV these days, either.

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Date: 2010-01-03 04:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] azraelthe7th.livejournal.com
You know what would have been a better answer? An impossible, or near-impossible, "car".

The Tardis, the Batmobile, an X-Wing, a Klingon Warhawk. The Death Star! Even the Delorean from Back to the Future. A car's a fucking car, that's true, but a means of awesome transportation is a means of awesome transportation.

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Date: 2010-01-03 04:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fiat-knox.livejournal.com
The steed should never eclipse the rider.

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Date: 2010-01-03 07:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] azraelthe7th.livejournal.com
Touché, sir. Touché. *claps slowly*

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Date: 2010-01-04 06:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] azraelthe7th.livejournal.com
Alternate response: So, Darth Vader's TIE Fighter/Bomber/Interceptor could do, since no one remembers what class vehicle it is.

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Date: 2010-01-04 07:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fiat-knox.livejournal.com
Hell, Darth Vader could have been riding a Raleigh Chopper pushbike and he'd still be Darth Vader.

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Date: 2010-01-05 01:50 pm (UTC)

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Date: 2010-01-03 07:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sandchigger.livejournal.com
Car ownership isn't overrated here in north central Texas. It's an absolute requirement if you want to do things like "have a job that allows you to pay your bills" or "purchase groceries".

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