Sto Vo Kor ... by ONJ and ELO?

[fiat_knox]

I haven't written a Klingon parody of a song in years.

last one was the lost "To Be A Klingon," a parody of the hymn "To Be A Pilgrim." Another loss I can chalk up to System Death '05.

First of all, the link to the Eighties video:-

And now, lyrics to go with it.

Just think of poor old Worf, finally meeting his match in honourable battle. As his life expires, he sees a great light. He ascends towards it, and then he meets Jadzia Dax.

In spangles, and roller skates, singing this (slightly edited):-

A place where nobody dared to go
The honour we came to know
They call it Sto vo Kor

And now
Open your eyes and see
What we have made is real
We are in Sto vo Kor

A million knife blades lancing
And there you are
A shooting star
An everlasting war
And you're here with me
Eternally

Sto vo Kor, Sto vo Kor,
(now we are here)
In Sto vo Kor
Sto vo Kor, Sto vo Kor,
(now we are here)
In Sto vo Kor

Sto vo Kor, your phaser fights will shine
For you, Sto vo Kor

The blood
The legends of long ago
You needed the world to know
They are in Sto vo Kor

The scream
That came through a million years
That lived on through all the tears
It came to Sto vo Kor

A million batlechs dancing
And there you are
A shooting star
An everlasting war
And you're here with me
Eternally

Sto vo Kor, Sto vo Kor,
(now we are here)
In Sto vo Kor
Sto vo Kor, Sto vo Kor,
(now we are here)
In Sto vo Kor

Now that I'm here
Now that you're near in Sto vo Kor
Now that I'm here
Now that you're near in Sto vo Kor
Sto vo Kor ...

If that doesn't cheer you lot up, nothing will. Save maybe Ezri Dax being fed through a woodchipper.

Comments

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[karlyn255.livejournal.com]

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