This One's For Gwyneth Paltrow ...

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Bella Emberg's Thighs

Her hair is Harlow gold
Her lips a sweet surprise
She's awful fond of food
She's got Bella Emberg's thighs
She'll turn her music on you
You won't have to think twice
She'll have your seconds too
She's got Bella Emberg's thighs

And she'll tease you
She'll unease you
All the better just to please you
She's enormous
and she knows just what it takes
to make a chef blush
She's got Bella Emberg's tender thighs
And she's eaten all the pies

She'll let you take her home
It whets her appetite
Just bring a bag of chips
She's got Bella Emberg's thighs
She'll take a tumble on you
Roll you like you were dice
In golden breadcrumbs too
She's got Bella Emberg's thighs

She'll expose you
when she snows you
With Digestive crumbs she throws you
She's enormous
and she knows just what it takes
to make a pig blush
All the boys think she's a spy
She's got Bella Emberg's thighs

And she'll tease you
She'll unease you
All the better just to please you
She's enormous
and she knows just what it takes
to make a pig blush
All the boys think she's a spy
She's got Bella Emberg's thighs

She'll tease you
She'll unease you
Just to please you
She's got Bella Emberg's thighs

She'll expose you
when she snows you
She knows you
She's got Bella Emberg's thighs

[Sung to the tune "Bette Davis Eyes" by Kim Carnes]