Arsenic Is Forever /parody

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 Just in case you need to know, this is a parody. Sing this to the theme tune of a certain Bond movie. Give it your best Dame Shirley Bassey impersonation.

Arsenic is forever

That is all I need to please me

Death can stimulate and tease me

No-one leaves in the night

I've no fear that you might desert me

Arsenic is forever

It's so thrilling to possess it

Cause of death? You'll never guess it

Your death throes are an art

Men cannot even start to hurt me

I don't need love

For what good will love do me?

Arsenic never lies to me

For when life's gone

It's so anon

Arsenic is forever

Dab some on my little finger

Unlike men, the arsenic lingers

Men are mere mortals who

Are all worth sending to their grave for

I don't need love

For what good will love do me?

Arsenic never lies to me

For when life's gone

It's so anon

Arsenic is forever, forever, forever

Arsenic is forever, forever, forever

Forever and ever