Some Of The Worst Movies Ever Made ...

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I have to get this list off my chest. It started off as a forum discussion thread on the Ex Libris Nocturnis boards, but the Black List kind of has a twisted life all of its own. It wants to boast about its dark evilness. So it's here, for all the world to see.

Comments welcome. Hankies and sickbags available by the door.

Battlefield: Earth.

Dungeons & Dragons.

LXG.

Spawn.

The Italian Job - the remake.

Star Wars Episode I.

Eyes Wide Shit (sorry, Shut).

Gigli.

The Postman.

Starship Troopers 1 & 2.

Lawnmower Man 1 & 2 (LM2's suckage factor was worse by an order of magnitude)

Robocop 2 & 3.

Waterworld.

The Bodyguard.

Hulk.

Daredevil.

Street Fighter.

Super Mario Bros: The Movie.

Mortal Kombat I & II: The Movie.

Popeye.

The Shadow.

Catwoman (I know, it isn't out yet. I'm just putting in my opinion now, rather than wait till the DVD release).

Pokemon 1, 2, 3, 4 ...

Digimon: the Movie.

Mission: Impossible, I & II.

Anaconda.

MiB II.

Blown Away.

Glitter.

Thunderbirds.

Judge Dredd.

Honest.

Howard the Duck.

Mister Magoo.

Sergeant Bilko.

Batman Forever.

Batman and Robin.

The Avengers.

(this next is a bit controversial) Kill Bill, Vol I & II.

Cube.

The Cell.

The Hole.

The Facility.

Mars Attacks.

The Ladykillers - the Tom Hanks remake.

Blade and Blade II.

Caddyshack 2.

Apollo 13.

Freaky Friday - The Remake.

I, Robot.

Wild Wild West.

Peter's Friends.

The Nutty Professor, 1 and 2.

Doctor Doolittle, the Eddie Murphy remake.

Santa Claus - The Movie.

Superman III ... and *shudder* Superman IV.

Lifeforce.

An American Werewolf in Paris.

Queen Of The Damned.

Star Trek V: Beyond All Credulity.

Independence Day.

Monsters, Inc.

Help! I'm A Fish!

The Flintstones: I & II.

Josie and The Pussycats (oh dear Great One ...).

The Haunted Mansion.

* deep breath *

Scooby - Doo I & II ...

Comments

ADDITIONS!

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MY ADDITIONS TO THIS LIST:

Harry Potter: The Prisoner of Azkaban: Two words, NEW DIRECTOR. This idiot they hired, I realize had a different 'vision', but to take a 'set', that has been established for two movies and FIVE BOOKS, and just change shit around? And then change the ENDING? Was this necessary? No. Next!

28 Days Later: Sorry, where is that barf bag again? Bad. Interesting premise (rage as a virus?), but I really think they screwed it up in the very beginning. They should have gone with the 'alternate ending' that is on the dvd in storyboards. Most of that made more sense.

Secretary: One of my now all time favorites. Not necessarily a good movie, but for me...yes. They did a good job with the 'subject matter' and put it in a positive light. I *must* buy a copy.

Pitch Black and Chronicles of Riddick: Again, neither are what I would consider good movies, per se, but I liked them both.