Some Of The Worst Movies Ever Made ...

[fiat_knox]

I have to get this list off my chest. It started off as a forum discussion thread on the Ex Libris Nocturnis boards, but the Black List kind of has a twisted life all of its own. It wants to boast about its dark evilness. So it's here, for all the world to see.

Comments welcome. Hankies and sickbags available by the door.

Battlefield: Earth.

Dungeons & Dragons.

LXG.

Spawn.

The Italian Job - the remake.

Star Wars Episode I.

Eyes Wide Shit (sorry, Shut).

Gigli.

The Postman.

Starship Troopers 1 & 2.

Lawnmower Man 1 & 2 (LM2's suckage factor was worse by an order of magnitude)

Robocop 2 & 3.

Waterworld.

The Bodyguard.

Hulk.

Daredevil.

Street Fighter.

Super Mario Bros: The Movie.

Mortal Kombat I & II: The Movie.

Popeye.

The Shadow.

Catwoman (I know, it isn't out yet. I'm just putting in my opinion now, rather than wait till the DVD release).

Pokemon 1, 2, 3, 4 ...

Digimon: the Movie.

Mission: Impossible, I & II.

Anaconda.

MiB II.

Blown Away.

Glitter.

Thunderbirds.

Judge Dredd.

Honest.

Howard the Duck.

Mister Magoo.

Sergeant Bilko.

Batman Forever.

Batman and Robin.

The Avengers.

(this next is a bit controversial) Kill Bill, Vol I & II.

Cube.

The Cell.

The Hole.

The Facility.

Mars Attacks.

The Ladykillers - the Tom Hanks remake.

Blade and Blade II.

Caddyshack 2.

Apollo 13.

Freaky Friday - The Remake.

I, Robot.

Wild Wild West.

Peter's Friends.

The Nutty Professor, 1 and 2.

Doctor Doolittle, the Eddie Murphy remake.

Santa Claus - The Movie.

Superman III ... and *shudder* Superman IV.

Lifeforce.

An American Werewolf in Paris.

Queen Of The Damned.

Star Trek V: Beyond All Credulity.

Independence Day.

Monsters, Inc.

Help! I'm A Fish!

The Flintstones: I & II.

Josie and The Pussycats (oh dear Great One ...).

The Haunted Mansion.

* deep breath *

Scooby - Doo I & II ...

Comments

[nematoddity.livejournal.com]

Now, I must inform you that on that list you quoted, are several of my favorite films.

I do agree with you, though, that Josie & The Pussycats is of the pure evil. It is the scariest movie ever made.

In a nutshell...

[wolf-heart9.livejournal.com]

Bolded are the ones that I like or want to see, regardless of their reputation. Italics are the ones I've seen and dislike. Left alone are the ones I have no desire to see.

Battlefield: Earth.

Dungeons & Dragons.

LXG.

Spawn.

The Italian Job - the remake.

Star Wars Episode I.

Eyes Wide Shit (sorry, Shut).

Gigli.

The Postman.

Starship Troopers 1 & 2.

Lawnmower Man 1 & 2 (LM2's suckage factor was worse by an order of magnitude)

Robocop 2 & 3.

Waterworld.

The Bodyguard.

Hulk.

Daredevil.

Street Fighter.

Super Mario Bros: The Movie.

Mortal Kombat I & II: The Movie.

Popeye.

The Shadow.

Catwoman (I know, it isn't out yet. I'm just putting in my opinion now, rather than wait till the DVD release).

Pokemon 1, 2, 3, 4 ...

Digimon: the Movie.

Mission: Impossible, I & II.

Anaconda.

MiB II.

Blown Away.

Glitter.

Thunderbirds.

Judge Dredd.

Honest.

Howard the Duck.

Mister Magoo.

Sergeant Bilko.

Batman Forever.

Batman and Robin.

The Avengers.

(this next is a bit controversial) Kill Bill, Vol I & II.

Cube.

The Cell.

The Hole.

The Facility.

Mars Attacks.

The Ladykillers - the Tom Hanks remake.

Blade and Blade II.

Caddyshack 2.

Apollo 13.

Freaky Friday - The Remake.

I, Robot.

Wild Wild West.

Peter's Friends.

The Nutty Professor, 1 and 2.

Doctor Doolittle, the Eddie Murphy remake.

Santa Claus - The Movie.

Superman III ... and *shudder* Superman IV.

Lifeforce.

An American Werewolf in Paris.

Queen Of The Damned.

Star Trek V: Beyond All Credulity.

Independence Day.

Monsters, Inc.

Help! I'm A Fish!

The Flintstones: I & II.

Josie and The Pussycats (oh dear Great One ...). (it's got Alan Cumming...therefore, I will grimace and watch it for him)

The Haunted Mansion.

* deep breath *

Scooby - Doo I & II ...

[dolphingod.livejournal.com]

Hmm...there are some on this list that I like and others that I agree completely.

Dungeons & Dragons: Like and hate this movie. It was a fun movie to watch, but nothing what it could have been. Disappointing is my best description.

LXG: Love it. I am biased, however, since it does star Sean Connery. I think it could have been done much better overall and I understand why anyone would say they hated it.

>B>Spawn: Hated it. I think that John Leguizamo did a good job, but the rest of the movie bored me.

Star Wars Episode I: Lucas should have left it alone at 3 movies. That's what the books are for!

Gigli <--- Refuse to see: Afleck and Lopez? This was the boobie prize at this years Oscar get together.

Robocop 2 & 3: P-U sums them up. Classic Hollywood style of trying to make more money when they should have stopped after the first one.

The Bodyguard: Love Whitney when she sings. Usually love Costner. They shouldn't have worked together, no chemistry.

The Shadow: I found it too cartoon-y.

Mission: Impossible I: (didn't see 2) Fun movie, but won't own it if I can help it.

MiB II: Another victim of Hollywood. This one seemed so much like the first, it was a waste of money.

Mister Magoo: *gag* Leslie Neilsen needs to stop. He's getting on my nerves.

Sergeant Bilko: I'm not a huge Steve Martin fan, but I did like this movie. Stupid humor can do that to me.

Batman Forever: Again, classic money for sequels.

Batman and Robin: Ditto above and pass the sickbag.

The Avengers: As much as I love Sean Connery, this one sucked to high hell. Almost as bad as 'Cuba' (starring the same) which I couldn't even stay awake for, no matter how hard I tried.

Cube: Love it. The ending is great, and was very, um, informative for ideas on killing D&D characters. :)

The Cell: Like it. Not a movie I love, but I own it and do tend to watch it from time to time. I'm not sure what it is about this movie in particular (certainly isn't the female lead), but I think they did a good job with the whole premise of entering someone else's dreams/nightmares. Good cinematography as well.

The Facility: No. Make it go away...now!

Blade and Blade II: I really didn't care that much for either of these, though Steve did. Something about Kris Kristopherson irks me.

Caddyshack 2: They shouldn't have bothered. The original was a classic that they never should have messed with.

Apollo 13: I enjoyed this movie. I like Tom Hanks and Gary Sinise both. It was an interesting account of what and how things happened then.

Wild Wild West: Cute. But bad.

Doctor Doolittle, the Eddie Murphy remake: Another cute movie that I wish they had done better. Biggest problem here was Eddie Murphy (see comments regarding him in The Haunted House.)

Santa Claus - The Movie: I like it. I think they did a good job at making a plausible new Xmas movie for the kids on how Santa could be around all these damned years.

Superman III Superman IV: Please, make them stop!!!!

Queen Of The Damned: Eww. Loved the book, hated the movie. Bad acting, bad direction, just plain ol' B.A.D.

Star Trek V: Beyond All Credulity: This is my least favorite Star Trek movie (originally speaking). I have to wonder who thought that it was a good idea/plot.

Independence Day: Love it. It instills a sense of patriotism that Dubya could only dream of. I know that may sound weird, but this is what the movie does for me.

Monsters, Inc.: Love it. Very cute, very funny, very well done by the Pixel people. Definitely a different twist on the monster in the closet/under the bed that I wish I had seen when I was younger.

The Haunted Mansion: For a ride being made into a movie, they did a good job with plot. This would have been a great movie, if they only had gotten rid of Eddie Murphy. His 'over the top' acting style isn't needed here and makes me cringe every time he has to open his mouth to speak. But I'm adding it to our collection anyway.

Scooby Doo I & II <--- Looked too stupid to bother wasting the money on.