The Plainclothes Clown

Stand By Your Vamp - A Tribute to Ghouls Everywhere

(sung to the tune of "Stand By Your Man" by Tammy Wynette)

- For Chuck, Will, Matt, Justin, Philippe and everyone else I've missed out ... you know who you are.

Sometimes its hard to be a Renfield
Giving all your love to just one vamp
You'll have bad nights
And he'll have good nights
Doing things that you don't understand

But if you love him you'll forgive him
Even though he's hard to understand
And if you love him
Oh be proud of him
'Cause after all he's just a vamp

Stand by your vamp
Give him your veins to sate him
And something warm to come to
When blood is hard to come by

Stand by your vamp
Don't bite the wrist that feeds you
No matter how debased and camp
Stand by your vamp

Stand by your vamp
Never forget, he's Kindred
No matter how debased and camp
Stand by your vamp