The Plainclothes Clown

The one on the left, a paean of praise devoted to Disney which I gacked from nyghtshayde. The one on the right, my version - with slightly more tongue in cheek.

Mickey Mouse Song (1) Well, the world is so excited And the kids are all delighted For the stork has brought a son and daughter To Mr. and Mrs. Mickey Mouse. (2) The Mayor in the Corporation Has declared such jubilation For the stork has brought a son and daughter To Mr. and Mrs. Mickey Mouse. (3) Goofy's throwing a party And when the day begins He'll present a silver dollar To the father of the twins. (4) A million million people Are happy bright and gay The bells are ringin' in the steeple It's a public holiday! (5) (Donald) "Hooray! Hooray! It's a public holiday! 'Cuz: (Repeat 1)" Repeat 3 & 4 Repeat 5 (slowly) Repeat 1 (slowly)

NOT The Mickey Mouse Song (1) Well, I'm far from being elated And we're kind of dehydrated And the obstetrician's pulled two blobs Of flesh from Mrs. Mickey Mouse. (2) The lawyers in the Corporation Are considering litigation For the midwife's smacked their bums - A litter for Mrs. Mickey Mouse. (3) Goofy's throwing a wobbler And when the fight begins He'll present a huge subpoena To the father of the twins. (4) A million million people Are straight and bi and gay The sniper's climbin' up the steeple Armed police are on their way! (5) (Donald) "Hooray! Hooray! I've been cleared by DNA! 'Cuz: (Repeat 1)" Repeat 3 & 4 Repeat 5 (slowly) Repeat 1 (slowly)